UB: Operation "CID"

Ever have those days when you're so busy you'd like to just leave ...and then you get an email like this:

Please find a moment to e-mail that special sentence or two or a short paragraph with regards to the special ‘CID”project. I know how busy everybody is but I also have deadlines. Need sooner rather than latter, THANKS. 

 Lets break this down:

1. I'm busy.

2. Does it have to be special? If we have to make everything "special," special won't be special anymore. Dummy.

3. A sentence or two ...or a short paragraph. There are way too many options.

4. You have deadlines, huh? You mean you'd like to copy and paste our "sentence or two or short paragraph" into The Keane Chronicle before naptimes?


Seriously, dude.