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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Invitations: Mustard & Music

From: **** ********
Sent: Monday, June 13, 2011 3:17 PM
To: Everybody; Everybody Else
Subject: You Won't Want to Miss This One!!!!!!!
Importance: High

An Evening of Mustard and Music All of our wildest dreams are coming true!

Workplace KRAZY Its always more fun when spelled with a "K" KARAOKE FAMILY FUN NIGHT
(Spouses & Children invited) In case you didn't know what "family" meant
Date: Friday, June 24th Happy birthday, dad.
Time: 5:00 PM until music stops!! We imagine around 5:03 PM when the cops arrive
Place: Workplace Parking Lot Because we want the entire city of ******** to hear this.

Food and Drink Provided We thought it was just mustard.
BUILD YOUR OWN HOT DOG What is it with you people and hot dogs? Seriously.
RSVP:  Please sign the sheet at the reception desk if you will be attending along with the total of guest. So we can only bring one?

No offense, but we WILL want to miss this one. Remember what a winner that wine and cheese party was? Oh, that's right, you don't because you canceled it.

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