UB: NOT Pizza

From: Somebody
Sent: Thursday, October 27, 2011 1:35 PM
To: Everybody
Subject: $50 Reward for Dominos (this grabbed our attention. Whats better than $50 worth of pizza)?
Importance: High

To All:

First of all UB would like for me to explain to all, that being a prankster himself (has anyone EVER been pranked by UB? No.), you have to be willing to except (no exceptions) the tables being turned on you every once and a while.

Such as...post it notes on the bottom of the mouse (genius), all computer wires unplugged (some of us do this on a daily basis to get the thing running anyway), office being rearranged (it could use it) and other things that get to be not so funny after so many times (Wrong. Its funny EVERY time).

Now it's the dominos!  They were taken from the clear holder outside his door (this was art).  He doesn't know how long they have been gone (We thought you'd NEVER ask) but they are noticeably absent (Noticeable after FOUR FRIGGN' MONTHS). 

There will be a $50 reward to have them returned.($h!t, I'm gonna go home and paint MY dominoes and turn them in)

But this has been so upsetting to UB (cue heart attack) that you should just put them back on his desk anonymously (AS IF we're going to turn ourselves in.) to avoid further upset and to help his cash flow. (anybody want to do something to help MY cash flow???)

I am sure the prankster is not aware (nobody is as unaware as UB), that three of the dominos are antiques (So we only need to return 3?) and were from his great, great, great (exaggeration runs in the family) grandfathers collecting during the civil war and are priceless to him. (but for everything else, there's Mastercard).

Sincerely,

GJ for UB (because he's in too much of a panic to type this on his own. Not that we would be able to read it anyway).

Seriously. How many times do you people have to be told not to bring your valuables up in here? THEY WILL DISAPPEAR. See post RE:Yellow Aurora Pen.
And, if you're that worried about it, use the freakin' internet. Here:  http://www.ebay.com/itm/Set-56-Antique-DOMINOES-Bone-Wood-Brass-CIVIL-WAR-Era-/370553439617?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5646b4c581  That's a complete set of Civil War domines for just $6.01. Easy Peasy.


Now quit your crying.

Note: in case you didn't know, the priceless, antique dominoes currently reside atop a mountain in Tennessee.