Lost Items: Yellow Aurora Pen

From: ***** ******
Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2010 9:20 AM
To: Everybody
Subject: Yellow Aurora Pen

If anyone knows the whereabouts of my $100 Yellow Aurora Pen please let me know. It was a gift and I cannot seem to find it on my desk.  I think I might have left it somewhere in the office.  Thanks.

Okay, lady. Lets break this down:
1. Why did somebody gift you a $100 pen and how did you know how much the gift cost? Also, how do I become friends with this person?
2. Why did you bring your $100 pen to this place?
3. Why would you exit your office with said $100 pen?
4. How could you possibly think that your $100 pen would NOT disappear?
5. Not to be bitches, but do you really think that anybody in this "paperless" office (filled with pens) is going to find and return your $100 yellow pen?
6. Who writes with a yellow pen anyway? Just sayin.'

PS. We just checked and its currently on clearance for $79.99 if you're interested in purchasing $100 yellow pens for the  rest of us.

From: ***** ******
Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:12 AM
To: Everybody
Subject: RE: Yellow Aurora Pen

Thanks to *****, she helped me find my pen.  Duh a blonde moment when I stuck it in my bible after study on Tuesday!!!  Thanks ***** you rock!

OMG we're all SO relieved.  Seriously. Just wondering if maybe my $2 headphones were stuck in your bible after study on Tuesday too. THOSE are still missing...