Invitations: $5 Hot Dog

From: Somebody
Sent: Friday, April 15, 2011 8:31 AM
To: Everybody Else; Everybody
Subject: TUES LUNCH

If you can beat it ,buy it!

Best lunch in town, give your $5.00 to UB no latter than Mon at noon and join the fun.

Reader 1: Is this a hot dog lunch for $5 ??????? Yes, we're afraid it is.

Reader 2: Oh my... STARS!  if you can beat it... you probably shouldn't buy... right?? That is exactly right. In fact, you should never pay $5 for anything from UB. 

Good news: We heard there will be mustard.