UB: Large Orange Bucket

Attention, Morons:

Would the person who took the large orange bucket from the first floor media room please return it . It was put there to use for the Kirkwood parade.

Not to be rude, (okay, we're ALL here to be rude) but who is going to gank your "large orange bucket?" Seriously, we work in insurance. There shouldn't even be buckets on the premises. Or in parades.

Lets break this down, shall we?

1. Who, in their right mind, would steal a large orange bucket?

2. Who, in their right mind, would steal a large orange bucket from UB?

3. Who parades a bucket? Still confused.

Just sayin.' Save us all the trouble* and go spend $10 on your own damn bucket.

 *Whoever invented the "reply all" button should die a slow, painful death. Preferably, drowning in a large orange bucket.  We will revisit this in a later post.

PS. I took the bucket. I buried it with the Time Capsule.* 
*See post re: Time Capsule