Restroom Etiquette: Health Alert!

From: ****** *******
Sent: Wednesday, July 15, 2009 8:51 AM
To: Everyone
Subject: Health Alert!

Ladies, you may want to avoid the 2^nd floor restroom for today. There have been two girls from *** in there this morning and I would suggest avoiding that facility. If you need further info, just see me.

Thanks

I think that's all the information I need. But wait! In case you were craving further details, there's more:

From: **** ********
Sent: Wednesday, July 15, 2009 9:24 AM
To: ****** *******; Everyone
Subject: RE: Health Alert!

Someone from *** was very sick this morning and used the waste can in the restroom to dispose of a bag they used in their office when they got sick.   This is very unsanitary.  Thank you, Captain Obvious.

********* *********** will be disinfecting the 2nd floor women's restroom this morning.  Until this is completed, it is recommended that you used the third, first or lower level women's restroom.

Thank You

****

Okay, people. Seriously. The first email was enough information for us to figure out that we should not enter. Was it really necessary to explain further?! 

No.

Also, can we discuss how EVERYTHING terrible happens in the 2nd floor women's restroom?