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A Little Bit About “Strictly Business”

Strictly Business was formed in February of 2009 by a group of geniuses from our place of work.

The main purpose of this newsletter is to keep employees updated on the everyday activities 

of the people around them.  For example: Jeff, over on the West Side may not have known 

that Beth, over on the East Side has an adorable dog named Bailey.  Or maybe Cid had no 

idea that there is a new, monstrous-looking printer/copier/scanner/robot to take over the world at the printing station.  Now he does.

You may be wondering why the name “Strictly Business” was chosen for such a non-business-like newsletter.  Well, there is only one reason. It sounds cool.  If you feel that you can come up with a better title, feel free to submit it to the editor.  There are no guarantees that your submission will even be considered as the editor feels that “Strictly Business” is very appropriate. 

If you have anything interesting, silly, witty or even uninteresting that you feel should be shared, please submit it to keaneeditor09@gmail.com

NOTE: This is not a gossip newsletter so please, keep the stories impersonal and dry unless the victim has signed the waiver below. 

ANOTHER NOTE: This is not, in any way, a competitor to the better-edited, written and informed “Keane Chronicle”.  This is simply something to keep employees occupied during the off-weeks.

 

WAIVER:

This waiver must be signed and dated by your intended victim and sent to the editor with your submission.  Any submissions received without this waiver will be read and laughed at by the editor and shredded immediately.  Even with this waiver, the editor may veto your submission.