Attention Everyone:
Social Committee. We have one.
Lets break this down:
We have desk jobs. Want to know that that means?
It means: emails, phone calls, writing letters and selling $h!t.
Want to know what that doesn't mean?
It doesn't mean: Olympic half day, hallway put-put half day, BBQ half day and not selling $h!t half day.
You see, all of those half days add up to a few WHOLE days. While we appreciate the fun work environment that has been provided, we want you to realize that WE ARE NOT WORKING.
Oh, sorry, did the use of my outdoor voice distract you from your game of "pin the binder clip on the blind lady?"
Just sayin.' We fear we will lose our jobs for taking too many free half days but would love to attend an optional, after-hours event ...every 3-5 weeks. Maybe. (post re: "Patio Party" to follow)?!!?!!
BTW, Social Committee, we feel your existence should negate the existence of the Birthday Committee. Birthday party=social. Amiright?
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