Email: HELP!

From: Somebody
Sent: Tuesday, October 18, 2011 3:04 PM
To: Everybody
Subject: HELP!

***** needs your help.  They are wrapping candy bars at her desk and was hoping folks could spare a few minutes.

Thanx,

Thanxer 

Um, what? Remember when we talked about how we aren't working when we're being distracted by things that are not our jobs?
Not too sure when Willy Wonka moved in, but we're pretty sure you can find some Oompa Loompas around here to help with this one. We saw them throwing hoola hoops at the fire hydrant a few minutes ago.