Shouldn't-Be Mysteries: Coffee Fixin'

We encounter some pretty difficult situations in the workplace.  The coffee maker and coffee pot should not be included in the "difficult" category.

The coffee maker is simple: you push the little button ONE TIME and coffee comes out. If you push the little button twice, some yellow water will come out. The yellow water will overfill the coffee pot and go on the floor. UB will then slip and fall. There's no coming back from that (for him).
If you set a coffee pot on the burner with 1/2 in of coffee (or yellow water) in it, its going to burn. There's another little button that turns the burner off so we don't have to smell that $h!t all day long.

Once the coffee and/or yellow water is gone, you either need to make more coffee (by pushing the little button) or turn the burner off. Easy peasy.

I think I speak for everyone when I say: when I see you using the empty coffee pot to smash the garbage down in the kitchen trash, I want to vomit.

Want to know what a coffee pot should be used for? Its really easy: Coffee. (or your yellow water).
A coffee pot is not a garbage pot.

If you are having problems with either of the above, please visit youtube.com and find some instructions. Its amazing what you can find on the internet.