UB: Time Capsule

ATTENTION:

UB would like for you to submit a something or two for the time capsule.  The something must be a fond memory from your time at our place of work.   There are plenty.

Suggested items include but are not limited to: 

1. The moldy cheese found in the back of the fridge.  (Better get it now before SS takes the fridge home).   

2. The  baby powder room spray that makes the 2nd floor ladies restroom smell so fabulous. (RED ALERT)!

3. A copy of The Keane Chronicle featuring your favorite co-worker.  It has not yet featured yours truly, so you might want to wait a couple of weeks.  

4. The Brokerback Mountain Poster. Oh, wait. He already stole that from my desk.

5. A Precious Moments figure. We don't think she'll notice if you just grab one from the back.

As if this isn’t inconvenience enough, you are required to type a short 1-2 page, single spaced document describing your experience at our place of work and what you think the world will be like in 15 years.  Make it really special.  I'd provide a sample, but I already buried it with the large orange bucket.  It only gets better.  In approximately 14 1/2 years, you should be receiving an invitation to see the time capsule opened. He remembers where he buried it, but it may or may not have been relocated.  He might have Old Man Syndrome, but I have Young Twentysomething Syndrome and like to mess with your mind.

Your 1-2 page single spaced document will then be read to whoever happens to be "working" that day.  BYOS (shovel).

I don’t know about you, but in 15 years, I plan to have moved to Cancun or straight up died and probably won’t give a rats about what I had to say 15 years ago.   

So drop your real work, slap on that fake, cheesy grin and get to writing.   

The deadline for your contribution was Tuesday, August 17th. Sorry, you missed it!