Restroom Etiquette: Public Restrooms

There is a reason that your bathroom at home is a one-er. Its a private place. This editor is not even convinced that a restroom should be attached to a building.

Whoever invented this whole public restroom thing is a dingbat. There is nothing worse than "restrooming" with 2-6 other people. Why? I'll tell you why.

1. Noises.
Sorry, I don't care if I'm never going to see you again or if we're family, I do not want to hear your body noises of any kind. Ever.
2. Conversations.
I don't really want to talk to you anyway, much less when I can hear your words AND body noises at the same time.
3. Scents.
Not only did you just make body noises while talking to me, you just sprayed some old lady scented $h!t to cover up whatever you just did. Not cool, man.
4. Germs.
After hearing what you just did while talking to you AND smelling your old lady scented room "refresher," I now have to wash my hands in the same spot you do?  Goody.

What is it with girls restrooming in packs? Like, seriously. Who really wants to do that? There are just too many risks involved.

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