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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Shouldn't-Be Mysteries: The English Language

Okay, people. Seriously.

If English is your first language, you should not be facing this problem.  If English is not your first language, I'll give you a free pass until you have finished reading this post.

Think about this: Also, we will need your payment as well.

Want to know who is more annoying than a "Thanxer"?

I'll tell you.  Its the "Also-As-Well-er."

The Also-As-Well-er is a person who unknowingly feels the need for redundancy. The Also-As-Well-er's voicemail recording probably says something like this: Hello, you have reached Also-As-Well-er.  At this time, I am unable to take your call right now.

If English is your first language and you don't understand what I am talking about, I invite you to go back to middle school.  If English is not your first language, props for learning a second! I'm sure you'll do better than the Thanxers and Also-As-Well-ers.

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