UB: Hollow

My life would suck without co-workers. Especially you, UB.

HOLLOWEEN AND CHILI:

A real be congratulation to Somebody for her top notch chili and winning first place. Really good. Also a real BIG congrats to **** and his five dwarf’s. *****, ***, *******, ***** and ****** for best costumes. All so cute and especially **** as Snow White! Also a real big thanks to all others who brought chili and all that went with it and those that actually dressed up. How fun, and with out all the participation there would me no party. Thanks **** and ***** *. for all you do. Also a special thanks to Thanxer for the Cardinal baseball cake. How special. The lunch was the “(workplace) kind of fun.”

Only one "real be congratulation" will be awarded ever in the history of the world. That must have been some damn good chili.
The man doesn't joke around about "BIG congrats" so pat yourselves on the back. Seriously, guys. You are so adorable and I love you.
The only reason he can spell "especially" is because the word "special" is in there.
REAL BIG, huh? That's the reward for participation these days? Glad you "actually dressed up" aren't ya?
"me no party" ...as it should be at work.
Special cake. This is huge. The man doesn't just throw special around.
Workplace fun = using a paper shredder, getting a cup of yellow water without getting pulled into a clumping situation and not getting a single paper cut all week. But where would we be without the wrong kind of fun? Definitely not blogging. 


God bless the crazies.